Friday's rumours - West Ham owner Bjorgolfur Gudmundsson to sell up and hightail it back to Iceland?

Friday's football transfer rumours - West Ham owner Bjorgolfur Gudmundsson to sell up and hightail it back to Iceland? What has a certain picturesque north Atlantic nation ever done for us? Some ethereal sounding experimentalist elfin plinky-plonky types who think it's cool to play guitars with bows, yesterday. Photograph: PR Iceland. They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, not just from us, from our fathers and from our fathers' fathers. And from our fathers' fathers' fathers. And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers. They've taken money from our local councils, our police authorities and our fire services and put it in their high-yielding even-higher-risk savers accounts. And what have they ever given us in return? Nothing so useful as better sanitation and medicine and education and... [read full story]