TV Dinners by Jim Shelley

1. Enter Lou & Andy. Cue sound of Americans whooping and hollering: the type of canned laughter that was legally outlawed in 1986 after Arnold scowled, "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" for the last time in Diff'rent Strokes. 2. The joke is: Lou is in a wheelchair but can actually walk. How hilarious is that?! Take this formula and repeat ad nauseam, ho ho. Anything to do with vomiting is funny; and the "computer says no" woman now says "computer says no" to Americans. Totally different. 3. It's David Walliams in a dress. Soooooooo shocking. "I'm a lay-dee," he shrieks, confirming it. He's a sort of modern-day Kenny Everett. Only not as funny and with more canned laughter. 4. There is nothing funnier than a bodysuit - unless it's two bodysuits.... [read full story]