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Good morning, hockey fans! Last week we went over, in horrifying detail, the NHL's plans for tha ladiez. This week, I was busy helping Gary Bettman plan his upcoming Handosexual Pride Parade ("It's here! It's near! Get used to it!"), when I looked up and noticed that the NHL had already begun! Well, perhaps not in the hearts, minds, or TV sets of true hockey fans, but yes--technically, the regular season is already in motion. Finally, all those long summer months of having to read list after list on this hockey column are dead and forgotten. So with the Dallas Stars playing their first game of the 2008-2009 NHL season tomorrow, I must admit I'm a little nervous. For ten long years, no major media outlet has given the Stars their due: even when they won the Cup, they were considered underdogs against the vaunted Red Wings and... [read full story]
