"We're 1-0 in the second quarter of this football season," Jim Zorn said to conclude his press gathering today. "That's all I'm thinking about. We accomplished a major goal of [beating] a division opponent on their field in the second quarter of this exciting 2008 football season." Was he being ironic? Earnest? Earnestly ironic? Ironically earnest? Unclear, but today was sort of a mild day for Zornisms, with nary a new phrase being introduced to our football lexicon. In fact, the highlight might have come from Santana Moss, when he was asked about his Hip Hipping coach. "I mean, outside of the Hip Hip Hooray and all that stuff, he's our coach," Moss said. "So regardless of what kind of swag he has, or what kind of guy he is, I mean, he's your head coach....He's the team, you know what I'm saying? He's the Redskins, when it...
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