David Strom: Revealed: Conservatives Have Escape Plan for When They Destroy the Earth

Do you plan to watch all or part of the Bejing Olympics? Yes, but only a few hours of coverage Yes, I plan to watch a lot of coverage Well, the secret is out. Conservatives' willingness to destroy Mother Earth in pursuit of financial gain now makes sense. The missing fact that helps explain the seemingly inexplicable willingness of Conservatives to destroy the planet was revealed last week by former astronaut Dr. Edgar Mitchell. You may or may not remember Mitchell as the astronaut who holds the record for the longest moonwalk. Dr. Mitchell has broken a long-standing wall of silence and revealed that our government-and governments around the world-have been in secret contact with alien beings from another planet. Mitchell revealed the aliens to be "little people who look strange to us." Mitchell still refuses to put a name to... [read full story]