Rock Me Gently

by Jeremy 'Panda Man' Weidenhof · 07/29/2008 10:26 am The Fox television show asks if you are smarter than a fifth grader, and this Florida woman would be best advised not to waste her time as a contestant. After she gets out of jail, of course. PALM BAY, Fla. — A 20-year-old exotic dancer who police said sold rock cocaine on the side to support her family financially was arrested over the weekend. The cops were answering an unrelated disturbance call at the woman’s home, when the needs of business called her into action. Police were standing outside Meachum’s home when an officer spotted her walk out to the front yard and remove [an] unknown item from her bra and place it inside a nearby flower pot belonging to a witness in the disturbance, reports show. Police officers then searched the pot and found a small, yellow tube... [read full story]