Humor: And the (zillionth) winner is …

csmonitor.com     Jul 25, 2008          

With some innovative – and ludicrous – new prizes, the writer honors, well, just about everyone By Chuck Cohen | July 25, 2008 edition The awards season – we hope – is over. (There’s usually a two-week break in July, although the Frida awards, given by the Mustache Association of America in honor of Frida Kahlo, are still to be handed out.) Once again, I have not been given a Tony, Oscar, Emmy, Grammy, or anything voted on by anyone other than my butcher. (My hopes for a Frida have been dashed by an inadvertent close shave on the left side of my lip, forcing me to walk around in profile.) This is why I would like to suggest some new awards, so that instead of a mere 50 million winners, each American, especially me, can hold a statuette and say, “I’d like to thank my agent.” The Foxies: In honor of perpetually upset Fox News... [read full story]                    


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