Fight Club Fisticuffs At Chateau Jolie-Pitt [Dirt Bag]

French police say that paparazzi wearing camouflage (!) got on to the grounds of Angelina and Brad's chateau and scuffled with security guards on the property yesterday. Both sides filed legal complaints accusing the other of battery/injury (bruises, scratches, nothing serious.) Angie and Brad need guard dogs. So they can be all, "Smithers, release the hounds." [AP] "I won't hide for you that this kind of thing is really not the type of problem that interests us," says police captain Olivia Poupot. "There are, in my opinion, far more important things than paparazzi taking photos of a glamor couple." [Yahoo News] Christian Bale on his alleged assault against his mom and sister: "It’s a deeply personal matter." [The Sun] This was in Midweek Madness but seems like it actually might be true: Sean "Diddy" Combs, 38, is engaged to... [read full story]