Silent Story of the Week

One of trailers before the Dark Knight advertised... a new Star Wars movie! It's called the Return of the Boom, or something. Granted, there are no actors and it's all CGI (or whatever it's called now), but still: a new Star Wars movie! You know why no one cares? I'll tell you: it's because the last three Star Wars movies, the three new ones, all sucked. That's right. I said it. Let's all say it -- they sucked shit. Everyone tries to fudge it by saying the first new one sucked, and the last two didn't suck; I do it too, but I know that I don't believe it. Maybe we all overrated the first three -- the ones with pre-self-important Harrison Ford. I don't know. But here's what I do know: the last three Star Wars movies sucked, and I am not going to see... [read full story]