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Jul 19, 2008
Posted on: Saturday, 19 July 2008, 15:00 CDT By Mike Peters, Greeley Tribune, Colo. Jul. 19--(Editor's Note: Before reading the following, you might want to read the front page of today's Trib, which shows that Greeley Weirdness continues, and Our Favorite Mayor will NOT be charged with throwing people on the ground. It may be legal now to throw teenagers on the ground in Greeley, which, if you think about it, might be a good thing.) Anyway, you might notice that Strange Weird Greeley Stuff seems to be continuing every day in our little town, thus making us famous all over the country. Sort of like Boulder, except Boulder is INTENTIONALLY weird, where Greeley doesn't want to be weird, so weirdness is thrust upon us. It's taken me a long time (about 15 minutes of intense thinking), but after all this wrinkled brow time, I...
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