Jon Returns Money That Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill Hair

By Foster Kamer on October 25, 2009 at 2:15 AM Jon and Kate Gosselin are basically the worst people in the history of TV. Scott Weiland’s wife: a crazy-awesome smack addict. Kanyeezy’s community serveezy. J-Lo’s Lola gives me facehurt. Weirdos! Celebrities! Whatever! Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: Professional cockface Jon Gosselin is going to return the money he stole from his and his wife’s joint bank account, and God only knows what she’s going to spend it on. I mean, that hair, right?! At least do something about that. Something. Meanwhile, the Freduain damage of how much the kids h8 him racks up by the minute. Read this heartbreaker and then decide how much you hate this man and his ex-wench to be. [NYDN] Scott Weiland of the Stone Temple Pilots was probably a more famous heroin addict than he was a rock... [read full story]                    

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