One way to make a pig's ear of a party

The growing popularity of swine flu parties -- aimed to help you get the antibodies early -- doesn't impress Bryony Gordon IT'S my birthday next weekend. I am going to have a party, to celebrate exactly what I do not know. Managing to keep myself alive for another year, against all the odds? Being one step closer to 30, the age at which women officially become desperate and undesirable (according to a bloke I know who is 40, with a receding hairline and a paunch)? Or because when someone asks what you're doing for your birthday, responding with "having a party" sounds better than just saying "crying"? Anyway, this do. I have a venue. I have some alcohol. I have amazing party snacks such as Wotsits, iced gems, and cheese and pineapple hedgehogs. I have Party Poppers and streamers. I have games that we can play, such as "Who... [read full story]                    

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