Transfer Toss: Man Utd want Michael Owen. Liverpool fans, you find this hilarious, right?

My name is Michael Owen. I am aspirational, charismatic and fully fit, I promise. It's great to be back in red, representing a world-class brand I know Fergie is a pensioner, but what the dickens is he doing rummaging around in the charity-shop cassette basket? Michael Owen is wanted by Hull and Stoke; the champions of England and the world (but not Europe) should not be going after players wanted by Phil Brown and Tony 'Yes, I do wear this cap to bed' Pulis. I presume Scousers are loving this story to the hilt? I know I would. Fergie would be better off re-signing Guiseppe Rossi or Diego Forlan than bringing in a player who I imagine hates United in his heart - if indeed Little Mickey has a heart. Or take a chance on Fraizer Campbell. And didn't Ferguson ditch Louis Saha partly because he was... [read full story]                    

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