edit: edited several times because I fucked up the formating. *Michael Jackson wants to be buried at sea, preferably attached to two buoys *What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August *His family have decided to have his body melted and turned into toys. It will give kids the chance to play with him for a change. *He did manage to whisper one thing to the paramedics on the way to the hospital "get me into a children's ward" *Monkey for sale, house trained, can dance a bit, contact never never land USA *Reports of his death are incorrect. He's been found in a children's ward having a stroke. *Apparently it wasn't a stroke, but skin cancer...Don't blame it on the sunshine.. *I thought they were melting him down in to cups so that kids could still get their lips...
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