Waiting in line for 'Idol' auditions might be boring; we've got the cure

So, you’ve decided to become famous. And what better way to get your name out there than by auditioning for “American Idol”? Now, you’re waiting in the line and you’re bored out of your mind. You’ve already picked your nose a couple of times, showed off your sweet dance moves and played “Would You Rather” with everyone around you. Now what? Look to this comical, yet practical list to fill the void that is boredom beyond belief. • Clip your fingernails and/or toenails – with your teeth. • Count how many times the person in back of you says “I’m so nervous/excited.” • Call your grandma, and speak very loudly. When you finish the call, shrug and say “What? She’s old and can’t hear me very well.” • Count how many different types of underwear you see from people sitting down in line. • Copy everything the person in front of you... [read full story]