Richard Simmons

before congress ←Older revision Revision as of 01:46, 25 July 2008 Line 1: Line 1: {{GM}} {{GM}} +[[Image:Justin.jpg|thumb|left|Not Richard, just a forgotten portrait in the ''[[Picture Frame of A Broken Dream]]''. Good guess, though, and guesses count for something.]] [[Image:Simmons.jpg|thumb|right|The Number 2 Guy, Second in Command for the [[Healthkidah]] ]] [[Image:Simmons.jpg|thumb|right|The Number 2 Guy, Second in Command for the [[Healthkidah]] ]] -'''Richard Simmons''' (born '''Milton Teagle ''Richard'' Simmons''' July 12, 1948; also born fat) is destroying America's [[moral fiber]] and [[Family Values]] by prancing around in really really short shorts. Richard Simmons is the number 2 guy in command for the [[Healthkidah]]. He loves to exploit huge women with low self-esteem with his nazi propaganda. Richard Hates... [read full story]