Nike Pulls 'Air Stab,' UK Crime Rates Plummet [Public Relations]

Poor Nike just cannot catch a break these days. First all the gays and their blog commenter followers got upset about Nike's new ads featuring a guy with his nuts in another guy's face, which some say are homophobic. (Nike's ad agency would like you all to STFU with your whining about that, BTW). And this controversy is distracting them from the process of pulling all their "Air Stab" shoes out of UK stores because the god damn Brits can't stop knifing each other! The insatiable British appetite for stabbing their fellow citizens caused bad PR levels to rise so high that Nike had to start pulling the shoes last week—even though they've been selling them for 20 years. A company spokesman said: "Given the current climate we have withdrawn the shoe indefinitely from Nike's own stores in the UK." He said the Air Stab name... [read full story]