'Spraychel for President' Campaign Surges Ahead in Showdown with Greasy Competitor (Business Wire)

Tuesday July 15, 10:15 am ET Spraychel, the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!(R) Spray, Rallies More Than 240,000 Online Supporters in Her Bid for Fridge President ENGLEWOOD CLIFFS, N.J.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Despite the greasy, underhanded tactics used by the Butter Party to win over voters, the “Spraychel for President” team announced today that voters' tastes are turning toward Spraychel. A Spraychel campaign insider insists the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!(R) Spray is pulling ahead of nemesis Maxwell Butterman, though an anonymous source from Butterman's headquarters warns that they still have some powerful strategies up their sleeves. Visit Spraychel's campaign headquarters at VoteSpraychel.com for breaking news and to cast your vote. In the latest campaign twist, Spraychel's campaign manager, Mr. More, uncovered secrets... [read full story]