Daily 3pm: Cristiano Ronaldo says he never, ever, ever wants to play in Spain. Ever.

Even a mildly satirical column such as 3pm would think twice about running the headline ‘Olympic Stadium work starts early’, but BBC Sport did just that this afternoon. And apparently they weren’t even trying to be funny. With that in mind, here’s 10 other headlines we expect to see in the coming... [read full story]