Cubs GM Jim Hendry introduces Milton Bradley to Chicago. (M. Spencer Green, Associated Press / January 8, 2009) An attempt to make everyone happy -- Cubs, fans, himself and the world Rick Morrissey In the wake of the news There are politicians who are feeling like paragons of sincerity after reading the apology Milton Bradley issued the other day. "I said and did certain things that I regret," his statement read. Does that sound even remotely like our guy? A true apology wouldn't have come slathered with agentspeak. It would have come unscripted and in front of the same cameras, tape recorders and notebooks that captured all of Bradley's outlandish statements the past seven months. An authentic, from-the-heart apology from Miltie would have sounded something like this: "I have a terrible habit of blaming everybody else when... [read full story]
