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Jennifer Lopez Renews Vows
By Mack Rawden: 2008-10-12 20:15:53
I tried to go to Sonic the other night at two-thirty in the morning, and it was closed. That goddamn place is open twenty-four hours everywhere else in the world but my hometown. I need to move; I need to find a little more excitement. Vegas, maybe? Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony renewed their vows at three-fifteen in the morning this weekend. Yeah, Vegas will do.
According to People, the impromptu re-commitment came almost four-and-a-half years after the couple originally tied the knot. Who the hell thought this thing would last? Ben Affleck wasn’t good enough. Neither was Puff Daddy or that odd bald guy. But Marc Anthony, that salsa dude who sang “I Need To Know”, gets a second wedding? God must have a sense of humor on him like Andy Kaufman. I normally root for holy matrimony, but these two need to break up. Now. This relationship has pretty much imploded her career. She used to get talked about like Lindsay Lohan. Now she’s more like Tech ’Money’ Holmes. RELATED: jennifer lopez, marc anthony, jlo
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October 13th, 2008 at 10:37
Congratulations, Jennifer & Marc !
Glad you're so happy and in love ~
Destino.