Oh Wouldn't It Be Glovely?
So here is how the new protection on my hand looks (see pic left) - not so much a beer mitt, now it looks more like a small chair for a squirrel.Or maybe not.
Actually, the more I stare at it, the more it reminds me of the map of Britain.
Oh well that's enough from my subconcious for now, but I do have to say wearing this sparkly rubber contraception does make me feel just a little too much like Michael Jackson.
And let's face it, even feeling a little bit like Michael Jackson is still too much!
(Ouuuuch! ...and to think I did injure it in a thriller. ;-))
But no matter how many sparkly gloves I wear, I will never be quite as convincing a Wacko Jacko impersonator as Dr. Dave. The man who's reputation as the turntable slave goes before him wherever he goes, made a big exit from the UK PFC awards dinner the other night. He spun on the spot, grabbed his crotch and moonwalked across the room, out of the door...and into a bunch of rather stunned lobbyists!
That's the spirit, Dave, you can't beat it. ;-)
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Labels: Dr Dave, finger, hand, Michael Jackson, UK PFC



3 Comments:
Actually, the more I stare at it, the more it reminds me of the map of Britain.
In that case the palm should be completely blue, whilst the injured finger area should be blue and yellow with rapidly shrinking red spots.
Maybe there should also be some red spots in the bottom right hand corner to represent blood spilled as a result of knife attacks committed on London's streets by immigrants and the offspring of immigrants.
Sorry, I forgot. Red Ken says it's white kids stabbing white kids.
Can't believe no one has spotted this error yet!
http://kerroncross.blogspot.com/2008/05/i-beg-your-pardon.html
Obviously I meant to say contraption.
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